Quotes, Thoughts and Some meaningless babble

QUESTION: HOW DOES IT FEEL TO BE OLD?
ANSWER: HOW DOES IT FEEL TO BE YOU?
YOU NEVER STOP FEELING LIKE YOU NO MATTER HOW OLD YOU ARE.

Tomorrow is your future yesterday.

Do it today! We were never promised a tomorrow.

If you think things only happen to "other people" remember this: You Are "other people" to someone else.

He who angers you controls you.

Nothing else ruins the truth like stretching it.

Worry is the darkroom in which negatives can develop.

Don't be irreplaceable. If you can't be replaced, you can't be promoted.

Always remember that you're unique. Just like everyone else.

Never test the depth of the water with both feet.

A closed mouth gathers no foot.

There are two theories to arguing with women. Neither one works.

Experience is something you don't get until just after you need it.

Never miss a good chance to shut up.

Do not walk behind me, for I may not lead. Do not walk ahead of me, for I may not follow. Do not walk beside me either. Just pretty much leave me the hell alone.

If you can start the day without caffeine,
If you can always be cheerful, ignoring aches and pains,
If you can resist complaining and boring people with your troubles,
If you can eat the same food every day and be grateful for it,
If you can understand when your loved ones are too busy to give you any time,
If you can overlook it when those you love take it out on you when through no fault of yours, something goes wrong,
If you can take criticism and blame without resentment,
If you can resist treating a rich friend better than a poor friend,
If you can face the world without lies and deceit,
If you can conquer tension without medical help,
If you can relax without liquor,
If you can sleep without the aid of drugs,
    If you can honestly say that deep in your heart you have no prejudice against creed, color, religion, gender preference, or politics,
Then you have reached the same level of development as your dog.

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